For dating my daughter
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If “No”, explain: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ A. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does ‘ABSTINENCE’ mean to you? If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C.
I SUGGEST RUNNING.) In 50 words or less, what does ‘LATE’ mean to you?I came across this today and, since I am the father of three girls, decided to make it public for possible suitors to prepare themselves as well as for other fathers who may need it. ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: Father? A woman’s place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D.Note, this is slightly changed from the original version that I received! The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ G. __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.Below is the text from the form, however, I have created a PDF version of it that is probably more useful. _________________________________________________________ Applicant’s Signature (that means sign your name, moron!The PDF version – NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. ) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother’s Signature Father’s Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman In the boxes below, please provide Finger Prints, inked in your own blood for Homeland Security Identity Checking and DNA sampling: Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. __Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
There’s no chance he could still feel like that, right? “Yeah, [Ivanka’s] really something and what a beauty, that one,” Donald was quoted in a Sep. “If I weren’t happily married, and ya know, her father…“ E “Actually, now that I think about it, there shouldn’t even be a list. Donald has been “complimenting” his daughter for a while than that. He still has support from his followers, even after calling for a ban on all Muslims entering the United States.
“When you’re ranking the reasons you wouldn’t bang your own daughter, the fact that you’re her father should be at the very top of the list,” he said. She’s six feet tall, she’s got the best body.” Is this the end for The Donald?
In 2003, while talking to Howard Stern on his radio show, Donald said, “You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody. The White House blasted Donald, saying his remarks should “disqualify” him from being elected President. Maybe he stands behind what he said about Ivanka, too? What do you think about all the times Donald has creeped on Ivanka, Hollywood Lifers?
Bernie Sanders said Donald was full of “crap” and J. Gross, or do you think he was being a normal father?